If I were Irish, I would say "Top o the morning to ye because the rest of the day is mine!" But I will joyously share the next 5 minutes of this fine but taxing day, with you, my friendly reader, because you've taken the time to stop by and I sincerely appreciate that. I understand how valuable your time and tax dollars are, unlike some entities we all know and have probably come to hate. Yes, Internal Revenue Service, I am speaking about you.
I keep saying that I'm going to stop paying taxes and swear that one day, I will. I'm reserving that freedom for the day that I lease a Winnebago, pack up my minimalist belongings, and find me a nice little patch of land down by a river somewhere in the vast greatness that is America the beautiful, land of the freaks. But until then, I've decided to make the lackeys working at the IRS earn every dollar of the money they are taking from me this year by completing my tax returns using the metric system. I derive just the right amount of joy to alleviate the pain when visualizing the agent's WTF? face reviewing my return. That's right, you money grubbing minion, YOU do the math.
Until next time,
Funk out!
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